Your real name

Aaron

Your location(ish)

Florida, in the process of relocating to Tampa

Your marriage/family situation

Single

Own website (if you have one!)

N/A

The Interview:

You're a poster in a.a.f - do you actually own a Ferrari or are you just here for the insults?

Insults, looking to own someday though.

What do you do to scratch out a living?

Student/Pharmacy tech

Who would play you in a movie?

-

What is your favourite sport?

Rally racing

Which team/player do you follow?

What and where is your favourite Hotel

-

What and where is your favourite restaurant or bar?

Murdocks, Cocoa Village, Florida

Name a few of your favourite books?

Anything by Tom Clancy, Terry Brooks or J.R.R. Tolkien

Name a few of your favourite films?

The LOTR trilogy, the first Matrix, anything Monty Python

What music do you listen to?

Techno, death metal, whatever catches my interest online

Heaven is...?

For the dogs.

Hell is...?

Florida.

Name four people (dead or alive) that you would like to invite to a dinner party.

If you had to get stranded in one place for the rest of your life (town, city, tropical island, whatever) where would it be?

The family home out in California, or visiting the family in England.

Who would you take with you?

My dog.

If you there was one car or bike that you could drive just once, what would it be?

A Koenigsegg CCR. There's lots to be said for 806 HP V-8's. Even if it's not a Ferrari.

What is your secret vice?

I'm addicted to Andes mints.

What irritates you most about people?

That they're wasting my oxygen.

Do you know what love is?

-

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

Waiting for a refill.

What's in the glass?

Woodford Reserve bourbon, one ice cube

What's the one thing you never leave home without?

My cell phone.

and finally, complete the following sentence:
"Arguing in newsgroups is like..."

Running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded.