Your real name

Iain Miller (yes, really that is my name !)

Your location(ish)

Surrey (ish), UK (ish)

Your marriage/family situation

I live with a wife of 12 yrs & 2 stray children who claim to be related to me (Ages 5 & 7)

Own website (if you have one!)

Nada

The Interview:

You're a poster in a.a.f - do you actually own a Ferrari or are you just here for the insults?

Both

What do you do to scratch out a living?

I sell stuff

Who would play you in a movie?

It ought to be Sean Connery but it'd probably be Some "Z list-er" you never heard of.
I can answer this question for MCPD though - Julian Clary !!

What is your favourite sport?

To watch, F1. To do, Skiing

Which team/player do you follow?

Ferrari when they're losing & Williams otherwise.

What and where is your favourite Hotel

Necker Island

What and where is your favourite restaurant or bar?

An Italian place called "Casa Romana", the local chinese takeaway and Burger King

Name a few of your favourite books?

Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy, Access 2000 VBA Handbook, The Owners manual for my 328

Name a few of your favourite films?

Gladiator, Love Honour & Obey, This is Spinal Tap & anything else that gives my Subwoofer a workout

What music do you listen to?

Anything but Dance/Techno/Pop garbage. Everything from Pink Floyd to The Stereophonics via Sheryl Crow & the Counting Crows

Heaven is...?

Lying on a Beach in the Caribbean with a good book, no kids in sight and some bloke bringing me a regular supply of Banana Daquiries and the odd
plate of food.

Hell is...?

It used to be getting on the 7.45 train to London in the rain most mornings with thousands of other people and finding there's no spare seats as usual.
Otherwise, being stuck somewhere you don't want to be miles from home because you missed the bus/plane/train or the car broke.

Name four people (dead or alive) that you would like to invite to a dinner party.

Liz Hurley (in that dress!), Enzo Ferrari (+ translator!), Lauren Becall & Eric Clapton

If you had to get stranded in one place for the rest of your life (town, city, tropical island, whatever) where would it be?

Jamaica as long as I could have a 2Mb Internet connection.

Who would you take with you?

Wifey I s'pose (!)

If you there was one car or bike that you could drive just once, what would it be?

1957 Testarossa

What is your secret vice?

Cheescake

What irritates you most about people?

People who are needlesly rude to other people.

Do you know what love is?

Yes

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

Depends what's in the glass. Mostly its just neither full nor empty

What's in the glass?

Red wine. (CNdP 'll do as long as its at least 10 years old)

What's the one thing you never leave home without?

My wallet

and finally, complete the following sentence:
"Arguing in newsgroups is like..."

Arguing with yourself - you'll never win