Your real name

J.C. Amy

Your location(ish)

Paris (France)

Your marriage/family situation

Married(ish), two sons.

Own website (if you have one!)

None

The Interview:

You're a poster in a.a.f - do you actually own a Ferrari or are you just here for the insults?

I came in here when I purchased my 328 GTS three years ago, and stayed for the insults.

What do you do to scratch out a living?

My business card says 'lawyer'.

Who would play you in a movie?

My girlfriend says 'Rob Lowe'. Isn't she lovely?

What is your favourite sport?

Watching F1 and WRC on TV.

Which team/player do you follow?

Any team featuring a prancing horse on its cars.

What and where is your favourite Hotel

Monaco e Gran Canal, in Venice

What and where is your favourite restaurant or bar?

A small Italian place called Fontana Rosa, in Paris.

Name a few of your favourite books?

The Sound and The Fury by Faulkner, American Pastoral by P. Roth, Bandini by J. Fante, American Tabloid by J. Ellroy, Regain by J. Giono, Nuns and Soldiers by I. Murdoch...

Name a few of your favourite films?

The Bridges of Madison County, Apocalypse Now, Ghost Dog, The Wings of Desire, Paris Texas, America America...

What music do you listen to?

Anything from classic to hip hop, with a particular focus on indie rock and British pop. Among my current playlist favorites: Morcheeba, Blur, Joe Strummer, Vines...

Heaven is...?

Breakfast on a terrace by the Gran Canal on a bright sunny morning.

Hell is...?

Looking for one's way in a Paris suburb.

Name four people (dead or alive) that you would like to invite to a dinner party.

Frank Zappa, Sigmund Freud, Anais Nin and Enzo Ferrari

If you had to get stranded in one place for the rest of your life (town, city, tropical island, whatever) where would it be?

Any place in the hills of Tuscany.

Who would you take with you?

My girlfriend (duh!)

If you there was one car or bike that you could drive just once, what would it be?

Ferrari 250 GTO

What is your secret vice?

The list would be too long.

What irritates you most about people?

Unnecessary rudeness.

Do you know what love is?

Yes.

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

'twas half full before I drank it.

What's in the glass?

Red Bordeaux, thanks. Would you have a '82 Pauillac?

What's the one thing you never leave home without?

My pants.

and finally, complete the following sentence:
"Arguing in newsgroups is like..."

Shouting in the wind.