Steiner

Your real name

Thomas Andersson

Your location(ish)

Karlstad, Sweden

Your marriage/family situation

Single, no children

Own website (if you have one!)

http://ff.tifozi.net/

The Interview:

You're a poster in a.a.f - do you actually own a Ferrari or are you just here for the insults?

There to learn and soak up the atmosphere. Own a Ferrari? Hmm, don't even have a drivers license (For anything else than MC).

What do you do to scratch out a living?

Unemployed, survive with the aid of wellfare and whatever donations I can scrape up for the services I provide.

Who would play you in a movie?

Wiggo Mortensen ;)

(editors note: After some time, Thomas realised that nobody was buying the Wiggo Mortensen line, and he sent me a minor correction. And after some time, I finally updated this page!)

Ok, I think my entry needs an update, clearly having Viggo play me is a
joke. I think a decent match would be Kevin James (Doug in "King of Queens").

Kevin James

What is your favourite sport?

Innebandy (Swedish, think it might be called floorball in english), icehocky, Formula 1.

Which team/player do you follow?

FERRARI ;) (Doh!)

What and where is your favourite Hotel

Wouldn't know, last time I stayed in one I was about 7...

What and where is your favourite restaurant or bar?

Used to be the place that I DJ:ed at, closed now.

Name a few of your favourite books?

Spandau Phoenix by Greg Iles, Panzer Commander by/about Hans von Luck, anything by terry Pratchett or Tom Clancy.

Name a few of your favourite films?

The Usual Suspects (1995), Phase IV (1974), Shakespeare in Love (1998), just love movies...

What music do you listen to?

Varies with mood and many different things, think all musical styles have at least something good to offer.

Heaven is...?

a place on earth?

Hell is...?

My life?

Name four people (dead or alive) that you would like to invite to a dinner party.

I'll have to get back to you on that one.

If you had to get stranded in one place for the rest of your life (town, city, tropical island, whatever) where would it be?

I'm OK with where I am, any place, no matter how hip will become routine eventually. It becomes what you amke of it.

Who would you take with you?

My cat, don't have anyone else to bring.

If you there was one car or bike that you could drive just once, what would it be?

Any Ferrari (Knowing my skills that would prolly be the only time it was drivven ;) ).

What is your secret vice?

Hehe, don't think I'll tell.

What irritates you most about people?

I don't get irritated to often, hardcore besserwissers rub me the wrong way though.

Do you know what love is?

Yes

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

What you mean, before or after I get to it?

What's in the glass?

Coca~Cola.

What's the one thing you never leave home without?

My cellphone.

and finally, complete the following sentence:
"Arguing in newsgroups is like..."

begging to get hit with a showel by Mad Mike :)

OK, done.. so what did I win? :)