Your real name
Zak McGregor
Your location(ish)
Johannesburg, South Africa
Your marriage/family situation
Stubbornly single
Own website (if you have one!)
The Interview:
You're a poster in a.a.f - do you actually own a Ferrari or are you just here for the insults?
(No answer given)
What do you do to scratch out a living?
Programming, PC support when absolutely desperate, server admin
Who would play you in a movie?
Probably Gene Hackman. He's in so many movies odds are not good that it would be anyone else. How do other male actors get work when he's around?
What is your favourite sport?
Cricket
Which team/player do you follow?
South Africa
What and where is your favourite Hotel
None
What and where is your favourite restaurant or bar?
K's Pub & Pool.
Name a few of your favourite books?
Focault's Pendulum, Ragtime, HHGTTG
Name a few of your favourite films?
Mediterraneo, Il Postino, Snatch, Brazil, Monty Python stuff (Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, Holy Grail etc)
What music do you listen to?
Right now? Springbok Nude Girls is in the CD player. Generally jazz, blues, rock, metal, some electronica/break beat stuff.
Heaven is...?
The carrot part of a "stick and carrot" use of religion to keep the masses distracted, quiet and helpless.
Hell is...?
The stick of the above.
Name four people (dead or alive) that you would like to invite to a dinner party.
Marx (Karl, yes), Enzo, Umberto Eco, Stephen Hawking.
If you had to get stranded in one place for the rest of your life (town, city, tropical island, whatever) where would it be?
No idea...
Who would you take with you?
My girlfriend.
If you there was one car or bike that you could drive just once, what would it be?
Ferrari 288 GTO.
What is your secret vice?
If I told you...
What irritates you most about people?
Stupidity.
Do you know what love is?
Yes.
Is the glass half full, or half empty?
Doesn't matter, we've got a case left still.
What's in the glass?
Nothing now. *Hic*
What's the one thing you never leave home without?
My glasses.
and finally,
complete the following sentence:
"Arguing in newsgroups is like..."
...c00l dewd. F14ming roXXors!